Family Guy - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 7
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
111 701 Love Blactually September 28, 2008 6ACX03 Links (4)

Brian sets his sights on a girl named Carolyn and follows Stewie's advice to take things slow with the relationship, only to drive her crazy and straight into Cleveland's arms. Brian does whatever it takes to win her back, even if it means getting Cleveland's ex-wife Loretta involved.

112 702 I Dream of Jesus October 5, 2008 6ACX05 Links (4)

Peter gets a record for his favorite song "Surfin' Bird", a song so annoying that he drives everyone insane with it, prompting Brian and Stewie to destroy the record. Distraught, Peter goes to the record store for another copy and discovers Jesus disguised as the store clerk, and the two start hanging out.

113 703 Road to Germany October 19, 2008 6ACX08 Links (4)

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they discover that they've ended up in 1939 Poland, Stewie, Brian and Mort must make a perilous journey to Nazi Germany to find their way back to the present.

114 704 Baby Not On Board November 2, 2008 6ACX07 Links (4)

Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make an explosive trip back home.

115 705 The Man with Two Brians November 9, 2008 6ACX09 Links (6)

When Brian gets injured during a take of Peter's version of Jackass, the Griffins realize that Brian may be getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog, prompting Brian to leave. Everyone else, however, loves "New Brian"; all except for Stewie, who doesn't like his constant happy attitude.

116 706 Tales of a Third Grade Nothing November 16, 2008 6ACX10 Links (4)

Peter does everything he can to get a promotion at work, but he must first be sent back to repeat the third grade in order to qualify. Meanwhile, Frank Sinatra, Jr. returns to Quahog to buy the local nightclub with Brian and make it the hottest new spot in town, but Stewie has a few ideas of his own.

117 707 Ocean's Three and a Half February 15, 2009 6ACX11 Links (7)

Bonnie finally gives birth to her baby, a beautiful girl named Susie, with whom Stewie falls in love and will do anything to win her heart. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a loan shark to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, and plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay off his debt.

118 708 Family Gay March 8, 2009 6ACX12 Links (9)

Peter participates in some medical experiments to pay off his debt, including an experiment to see if the "gay gene" is a natural or learned trait. Peter winds up in a gay relationship and leaves Lois and the rest of the family heartbroken, though they realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy.

119 709 The Juice Is Loose March 15, 2009 6ACX13 Links (8)

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O. J. Simpson. When he befriends Simpson and brings him home to meet the family, the residents of Quahog aren't so welcoming of the infamous running back and try to force him out of town.

120 710 FOX-y Lady March 22, 2009 6ACX14 Links (6)

Lois lands a job at FOX News and has to shoot an investigative exposé on a liberal filmmaker, but loses her job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.

121 711 Not All Dogs Go to Heaven March 29, 2009 6ACX17 Links (6)

Furious he doesn't get to ask the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation any questions at a convention, Stewie kidnaps the cast so they can hang out.

122 712 420 April 19, 2009 6ACX16 Links (6)

After Brian is arrested for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the whole town goes to pot.

123 713 Stew-Roids April 26, 2009 6ACX18 Links (5)

Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him an anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside.

124 714 We Love You Conrad May 3, 2009 6ACX19 Links (7)

After drowning his sorrows when he learns his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married, Brian discovers that he has hooked up with The Hills star Lauren Conrad. Brian wants out of the relationship until he realizes that Conrad may be the perfect match for him, if only he is willing to let Jillian go.

125 715 Three Kings May 10, 2009 6ACX15 Links (6)

After Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's most famous works, including Stand by Me, Misery, and The Shawshank Redemption parodies.

126 716 Peter's Progress May 17, 2009 6ACX20 Links (6)

Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.