Family Guy - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 14
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
250 1401 Pilling Them Softly September 27, 2015 CACX17 Links (3)

Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.

251 1402 Papa Has A Rollin' Son October 4, 2015 CACX18 Links (3)

For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short.

252 1403 Guy, Robot October 11, 2015 DACX02 Links (3)

Stewie doesn't like Brian's stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.

253 1404 Peternormal Activity October 25, 2015 CACX16 Links (2)

The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them.

254 1405 Peter, Chris, & Brian November 8, 2015 DACX03 Links (2)

Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.

255 1406 Peter's Sister November 15, 2015 DACX04 Links (2)

Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way he treats Meg. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels bad and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match.

256 1407 Hot Pocket-Dial November 22, 2015 DACX06 Links (2)

Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Lois takes it upon herself to fix the situation.

257 1408 Brokeback Swanson December 6, 2015 DACX07 Links (3)

When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog.

258 1409 A Shot in the Dark December 13, 2015 DACX05 Links (3)

When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland’s house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.

259 1410 Candy Quahog Marshmallow! January 3, 2016 DACX01 Links (3)

Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across an old VHS tape called "Winter/Summer," an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final tape of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover.

260 1411 The Peanut Butter Kid January 10, 2016 DACX08 Links (3)

When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

261 1412 Scammed Yankees January 17, 2016 DACX09 Links (3)

Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg’s friend, Patty.

262 1413 An App a Day February 14, 2016 DACX12 Links (2)

Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

263 1414 Underage Peter February 21, 2016 DACX13 Links (2)

Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.

264 1415 A Lot Going On Upstairs March 6, 2016 DACX11 Links (2)

When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons.

265 1416 The Heartbreak Dog March 13, 2016 DACX14 Links (3)

Brian kisses the wife of one of Peter's best friends. Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

266 1417 Take a Letter April 17, 2016 DACX15 Links (3)

To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.

267 1418 The New Adventures of Old Tom May 8, 2016 DACX16 Links (3)

Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.

268 1419 Run, Chris, Run May 15, 2016 DACX17 Links (3)

To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg believes that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so Brian and Stewie go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to win him back.

269 1420 Road to India May 22, 2016 DACX18 Links (3)

Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.