Family Guy - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 13
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
232 1301 The Simpsons Guy September 28, 2014 BACX22 / BACX23 Links (3)

Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along famously: Stewie and Bart make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot; Lisa takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone; and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town - Pawtucket vs Duff.

233 1302 The Book of Joe October 5, 2014 CACX01 Links (3)

Peter helps Joe realize his dream of publishing a book, but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as the author. Meanwhile, Brian starts exercising to the extreme after experiencing a euphoric runner's high for the first time.

234 1303 Baking Bad October 19, 2014 BACX20 Links (3)

Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers.

235 1304 Brian the Closer November 9, 2014 BACX21 Links (3)

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

236 1305 Turkey Guys November 16, 2014 CACX02 Links (3)

On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter's absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

237 1306 The 2000-Year-Old Virgin December 7, 2014 CACX03 Links (3)

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

238 1307 Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure January 4, 2015 CACX04 Links (3)

To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

239 1308 Our Idiot Brian January 11, 2015 CACX05 Links (3)

Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT's for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not be that smart after all. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ.

240 1309 This Little Piggy January 25, 2015 CACX06 Links (3)

Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

241 1310 Quagmire's Mom February 8, 2015 CACX07 Links (3)

Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger "bro"-style alter-ego. Then, Peter/Justin throws a party, during which Quagmire unknowingly gets into some trouble with his mother.

242 1311 Encyclopedia Griffin February 15, 2015 CACX08 Links (3)

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris’ delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris’ romantic gestures.

243 1312 Stewie Is Enceinte March 8, 2015 CACX09 Links (3)

Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

244 1313 Dr. C & The Women March 15, 2015 CACX10 Links (3)

Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.

245 1314 #JOLO April 12, 2015 CACX11 Links (3)

Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

246 1315 Once Bitten April 19, 2015 CACX12 Links (3)

After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

247 1316 Roasted Guy April 26, 2015 CACX13 Links (3)

Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to “roast” him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.

248 1317 Fighting Irish May 3, 2015 CACX15 Links (3)

Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

249 1318 Take My Wife May 17, 2015 CACX14 Links (3)

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way, so he tries to fix it himself.