Family Guy - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 12
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
211 1201 Finders Keepers September 29, 2013 BACX01 Links (3)

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.

212 1202 Vestigial Peter October 6, 2013 BACX02 Links (3)

Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It's not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin. However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

213 1203 Quagmire's Quagmire November 3, 2013 BACX03 Links (3)

Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman who kidnaps him to become her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad scour Quahog's seedy back alleys to locate and save him. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, become involved in an odd love triangle.

214 1204 A Fistful of Meg November 10, 2013 AACX22 Links (3)

Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed "Mental Mike." When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.

215 1205 Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee November 17, 2013 BACX04 Links (3)

The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.

216 1206 Life of Brian November 24, 2013 BACX05 Links (3)

When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th Century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens, and he is unable to go back in time.

217 1207 Into Harmony's Way December 8, 2013 BACX06 Links (3)

When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter's head.

218 1208 Christmas Guy December 15, 2013 BACX07 Links (3)

When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

219 1209 Peter Problems January 5, 2014 BACX08 Links (3)

When Peter finds he can't perform his, um, er, uh, manly duties, he enlists Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

220 1210 Grimm Job January 12, 2014 BACX09 Links (3)

A collection of Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm.

221 1211 Brian's a Bad Father January 26, 2014 BACX10 Links (3)

When Brian's neglected son Dylan shows up in town as a teen TV star, Brian jumps at the opportunity to be hired on the show's writing staff instead of being a good father. Meanwhile, after Peter accidentally shoots Quagmire on a hunting trip, the two friends clash and Joe must choose a side.

222 1212 Mom's the Word March 9, 2014 BACX11 Links (3)

After Peter's mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn, who attempts to seduce Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught when he understands the reality of death for the first time.

223 1213 3 Acts of God March 16, 2014 AACX17 Links (3)

Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

224 1214 Fresh Heir March 23, 2014 BACX13 Links (3)

When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter's fortune - but refuses to take the money - Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.

225 1215 Secondhand Spoke March 30, 2014 BACX12 Links (3)

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

226 1216 Herpe, the Love Sore April 6, 2014 BACX16 Links (3)

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam, Peter and the guys must fight back

227 1217 The Most Interesting Man in the World April 13, 2014 BACX14 Links (3)

When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.

228 1218 Baby Got Black April 27, 2014 BACX15 Links (3)

When Chris begins to date Jerome's daughter Pam, Jerome forbids it. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids.

229 1219 Meg Stinks! May 4, 2014 BACX17 Links (3)

Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.

230 1220 He's Bla-ack! May 11, 2014 BACX19 Links (3)

Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

231 1221 Chap Stewie May 18, 2014 BACX18 Links (3)

When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.